Movie Reviews etc

Hello there!

so since it’s been a while there’s been a lot of movie news and stuff

so let us begin with some movies i have seen. then trailers and casting news.

The Host

so yes it’s based on Stephenie Meyer’s book BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT. IT IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT. it was actually supposed to be her first Adult novel but alas all the teens read it. like me. lol. it’s sci fi coz it’s about these aliens. anyways i REALLY ENJOYED the movie because it was cute and they amanged to condense it coz the book is LONG and capture the essence of the story about Us vs Them etc IT’S SUCH A GOOD STORY OKAY YOU SHOULD GIVE IT A CHANCE. though ithe book…it takes a while to get into. but yeah.

anyways it isn’t a love triangle it’s a love BOX. lol

Melanie and Jared ๐Ÿ˜‰

yeah they’re cute bUT NOT AS ADORABLE AND FRICKIN IAN AND WANDA

Ian and Wanda…THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HER THO OMG ASDFGJKL;’

my friend and i wre seriously like

fangirling squuueeeeasdfghjkl;

coz IT WAS JUST SO CUTEFGIUJKAEFHSDL yeah okay moving on

Inception:

woah

OKAY I KNOW I AM LIKE 3 YEARS LATE TO THE PARTY but i finally watched it and yes it was very good. all i could think about though was REAL OR NOT REAL AND โ€˜the only way out of the labyrinth is to forgiveโ€™ john green because RELEVANT. but yeah it was a really good movie with a great cast

ellen paige is awesome AND FRICKIN JOSEPH GORDAN-LEVITT URGH SO HOT AND TOM HARDY AND LEO i mean woah great cast and cool movie and idk ALL THAT JUST TO SEE HIS KIDS.

AND THE QUESTION REMAINS…

DID HE REALLY SEE HIS KIDS? OR WAS HE LONG GONE?

MIND BLOWN

Student of the Year

okay so my friend made me watch this purely coz of the hot guys LOL coz the film isn’t like amazing but it’s a funny high school kind of movie

i mean this new guy

oh hi nice smile. and body. and everything ๐Ÿ˜‰

and the rich kid who supposedly has everything but was always the boss

oh hello there…

and they were basically enemies till they became friends then like BROMANCE

and one of them was dating this girl

so pretty

but the other started falling for her too…

WHO WILL END UP WITH WHO???\

oh yeah and student of the year is this competition thingy lol it’s a fun movie and songs are alright =)

Arranged

OMG THIS MOVIE WAS SO GOOD.

it’s about a friendship between a Muslim woman and an Orthodox Jewish woman. they’re both teachers. and yeah they’re both looking to get married etc and OMG IT IS JUST SO CUTE AND LOVELY. watch it.

also it just made me realise arranged marriage for me is legit the last option like if i cannot find someone myself then it’ll have to be through others arranging a meeting with a guy and his family AND OMG I WOULD BE SO AWKWARD COZ OMG SERVING TEA AND WHATNOT JUST NO.

if the guy is so hot i’d be like…

anyways in case you don’t know ARRANGED MARRIAGES is basically when FAMILY MEMBERS or someone from your community ORGANIZES meetings with a potential partner and their family and you see if you WANT TO GET TO KNOW THEM or not…both people have a say. it is very common.

forced marriage is WRONG and no religion or culture allows it. yet some stupid people FORCE girls into marriage smh.

The Great Gatsby

GATSBY? WHAT GATSBY?

okay so i read the book in year 13..so like senior year for English Lit and yeah i pretty much hated all the characters i mean really Diasy is such a bitch and Gatsby oh Gatsby i love him but he deserved better and he was a hopeful fool and just sigh. as for tom what a bastard. Nick was the least annoying.

anyways SO I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE MOVIE FOR LIKE 2 YEARS SINCE I HEARD IT WAS GONNA BE A MOVIE. LIKE YAYS.

and then i finally saw it after exams old sport.

how perfect is Leo as Gatsby?

cheers old sport

i mean…just

awwww

it was simply SPECTATUCLAR

i thoroughly enjoye dit. it’s very visual in that there is a lot going on. THE PARTIES. WELL. AINT NO PARTY LIKE A GATSBY PARTY YA KNOW OLD SPORT.

the fashion and the sparkles, the decadence and the distinction between New Money and Old Money and the Two Eggs and of course the valley of ashes etc

i loved the contrast of the modern soundtrack with Jay-Z and Landa del Ray it was superb. Young and Beautiful was Gatsby and Daisy’s theme and i really think it suited them perfectly. i hate daisy so much coz she NEVER DESERVED GATSBY AND YET HE FELL IN LOVE WITH HER URGH

my favourite scene was when Gatsby and Daisy meet at Nick’s house for tea. and the way gatsby arranges the flowers and whatnot and how he enters and acts like a little schoolboy with a crush IT WAS SO AWKWARD BUT ADORABLE.

also Amitabh Bachan as Meyer Wolfshiem

Wolfsheim, Nick and Gatsby

oh btw Gatsby’s name is Jay…well actually not rally but YOU DON’T KNOW THAT UNLESS YOU’VE READ THE BOOK. OR SEEN THE MOVIE.

but i’m glad the movie kept the essence of the story and the green light as a metaphor etc and i liked how they made Nick narrate the story from the future and he wrote the story etc

so yeah a lot of people really DIDN’T enjoy it well boo to them coz i LOVED IT and i’d watch it again =)

Epic:

OMG THIS MOVIE WAS SO GOOD

like okay i only watched it coz well…

Josh did the voice of Nod

but like i would have watched it online but i went to the cinema with my friend AND WE HAD SO MUCH FUN LAUGHING AT THE TRAILERS AND THE MOVIE

coz the movie was so funny ALTHOUGH REALLY SAD COZ THE QUEEN OMG. beyonce was the queen…how…appropriate lol.

anyways it was beautiful…the leaf soldiers and the flowers just wow.

the pug was hilarious

and the snail and slug were the best

mub the slug tho SO FUNNY

if you love animation or nature THEN GO WATCH IT. =D

alas i havent watched any movie since…need to watch Stark Trek: Into Darkness and Iron Man 3 as well as Before Midnight and Stuck in Love

(it has Lily Collins and Logan Lerman AND is directed by JOSH BOONE THE GUY WHO IS DIRECTING TFIOS MOVIE)

TRAILER TIME WOOP:

i love superheroes. i always have. my bro and i used to watch all the cartoons and stuff so yeah i’ve grown up with superheroes. i havent read any f the comics but still i enjoy the movies. NOT JUST FOR THE HOT GUYS.

Thor: The Dark World

OUT IN NOVEMBER OMG i can’t wait coz natalie portman and kat dennings and of course chris hemsworth and tom hiddleston

Man of Steel

i’m no superman. looks good. =) i think it’s out sometime in july or august

Wolverine

out july sometime and omg looks so good

Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters

the films are NOTHING LIKE THE BOOKS. but idk logan lerman is hot so i’ll watch it lol. the books are 100% better and they just kinda ruined the movie. i mean i watched Percy Jackson and theย  Lightening Thief and then i decided to read the books. but if you love Greek mythology then read it! also i love Tyson. =) OUT IN AUGUST!!!

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

this actually looks SO GOOD so i’m really excited but URGH I WON’T EVEN BE IN THE UK WHEN IT COMES OUT so i’ll have to wait till i get back to watch it. =(

but yeah shadohunters and downworlders and eeww mundanes. but yes AWESOME BOOK SERIES and the movie is gonna be good =)

also it’s like a really hot cast with Lily Collins, Jamie Campbell Bower, Robert Sheehan, Godfrey Gao, Jemima West, Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Kevin Zegers. so yeah READ IT BEFORE YOU SEE IT.

WARNING: incest…

Monsters University

of cours ei’m excited for this. I’VE DONE MY WAITING. 12 YEARS OF IT. IN AZKHABAN. anyways yeah it’s been 12 years since Monsters Inc SO…idc i’m gonna watch this. =D plus it’s fitting coz i just finished my first year of uni so yeah

Ender’s Game

i’m really excited for this movie coz i enjoyed the book. it’s sci fi and LOOKS SO COOL. plus a good cast too so yeah. November 2013 is gonna be EPIC;LDKFHKGJHDFSV;

Despicable Me 2

you don’t even KNOW HOW EXCITED I AM FOR THIS MOVIE. COZ. MINIONS.

what even omg LOL

also Gru was on The Ellen Show

ah so excited

i really like potatoes okay and singing this

oh no

i didn’t forget

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

still counting the days till CF only 172days to go…LOL

anyways THIS TRAILER. SO EMOTIONAL.

altho peeta was in it for like 5 secs ๐Ÿ˜

but still

EVERLARK FEELS asdfghjkl;’

this is actually my fave tho

like woaah REVOLUTION

and Effie…oh effie…

yeah they defo want to smile…

BUT IT LOOKS SO GOOD AND YES I AM SO EXCITED AND HA IF YOU HAVEN’T READ THE BOOK YOU’RE LIKE WTF GALE AND KATNISS WHAT?

we’ll get another trailer soon where we will see the other Tributes…FINNICK. sam claflin as Finnick is perfect. DON’T HATE. but LIONSGATE RELEASED LOADS OF STILLS AND THE CAPITOL COUTURE PORTRAITS.

can we just

Peeta Mellark and Katniss Everdeen Capitol Couture Portraits

THAT IS KATNISS’S WEDDING DRESS. SUPPOSEDLY. CAN YOU SEE THE MOCKINGJAY WINGS? OMG. so beautiful.

also the newest CF Poster

MOCKINGJAY CLOUDS OMG

The Infernal Devies has been OPTIONED for a movie…yes that isย  the prequel to TMI set in Victorian England. they already have a screenwriter and idk they better get the casting right.

They’re also gonna make a The Mortal Instruments: City of Ashes movie. usually they wait to see if the first movie does well and then decide to continue but idk they just were like WE’RE FILMING IT ASAP.

Delirium was in the works as a tv show but they cancelled it so we shall never see it. =(

Divergent cast

i’m pretty excited about the cast and think the movie is gonna be good. =)

The Maze Runner

omg i am so excited coz they’ve started filming

TMR cast

I MEAN DYLAN O’BRIEN IS GONNA BE THOMAS. like i dnt even like thomas that much. but i love dylan o’brien.

but omg thomas sangster aka ferb from phineas and ferb is gonna be newt. I LOVE NEWT.

the londoners

AND MINHO

AND ALBY

OMG THIS BOOK THOUGH i’m gonna read the next 2 soon. =)

anyways the movie come sout 14TH February 2014 so yes. READ IT BEFORE YOU SEE IT.
last. but not least

The Fault In Our Stars

this guy

hmm

Ansel Elgort is our Augustus Waters…

like he aint ugly or anything but he’s not the Augustus i pictured but i will give him a chance i mean john green said he was amazing so yeah.

AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN ANSEL AND SHAILENE PLAY BROTHER AND SISTER IN DIVERGENT

AND LOVERS IN TFIOS

to all the haters…

John Green has spoken

therefore

well

that’s it for now.

Happy Movie Watching! =D

make sure you READ THE BOOK BEFORE YOU SEE THE MOVIE.

DFTBA

Happy Reading

xoxo

10 things i hate about you…what a movie

Demitri and Anastasia. SO ADORABLE. omg this is one of my fave movies ever

WESTLEY NEVER DIED. omg the princess bride. this book and movie. fave!!!

so fetch

Madagascar is one of my fave movies.

PEACE. LOVE. BOOKS. =D

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