Secret Life

Ahoy There Me Hearties!!!

so the secret life of the american teenage is back. i don’t get why it’s such a secret life if they all tell their parents eveything or the whole school and eventually neighbourhood finds out everything. oh well. Ricky is hot. hehe. =)

I was watching Cake Boss and he made this incredibley yummy chocolate dreamcake with hershey’s kisses and chocolate fountains- yummy chocolatey goodness.

Cake Boss- Chocolate Dreamcake - mmm...i wouldn't mind a bite out of THAT.RDS!!!!!! they are too cool.

so i’m doing Tudor History and it’s going great…some bits are rather dull but overall it’s pretty interesting. my friend and i have this sucpicion that Edward VI was gay and secretly had a relationship with Barnaby Fitzpatrick his BFF…we have no evidence for this but Edward did tell Barnaby not to dance with the young ladies…this IMPLIES a lot…mwahahahaha.

also…Mary Tudor (aka ‘Bloody Mary’) is SO MISUNDERSTOOD. yeah she persecuted 300 Protestants but her father killed more people yet he’s a legend. people conveniently forget that Mary was the FIRST CROWNED QUEEN OF ENGLAND…and she established women rulers…which paved the way for her sister Elizabeth so yeah…also…she starte dof having a great childhood but then once Henry was obsessed with Anne Boleyn he just rejected Mary…poor thing.

i think all of Henry’s children were fairly psychotic…well it’s in the genes. haha. Edward was a complete LOON when it came to religion and some straaannngggeee boy…he wasn’t even THAT sickly…and Mary was completely miksunderstood and had quite a few phantom pregnancies, and her husband Philip of Spain was a PLAYER WHO WENT AROUND EUROPE WHORING AROUND…he didn’t even visit her when she was dying. arsehole.

so Tudor History is rather scandalous at times but i don’t think Mary deserves to be called Blood Mary- terrible Elizabethan propaganda.


i can’t believe it’s pretty much the end of March…3 months of 2011 gone already. time flies when you’re working too hard. HA. πŸ˜‰

so back to the topic of Secret Life of the American Teenager- so unrepresentative of the WHOLE AMERICAN POPULATION…there are no obese teenagers in that show. and not everyone has sex in High School either..but then my friend made a point of how Zombie films are also so unrepresentative as the obese people can’t run so they’ll get eaten first…but there doesn’t seem to be an obese actors. sigh.

i miss the lovely sunshine but hey i know that the rain has to come for the flowers to grow…YAY FOR SPRING. =)

so i’m looking forward for my OTHER lover to be back on tv soon…STEFAN SALVATORE…oh yes he is back next week…i am such a bookslut and i AMΒ  NOT EVEN ASHAMED. it’s a fact. BOYS IN BOOKS ARE JUST BETTER.yes they are fictional…but does that make a difference?! no. they are real in my head.

here is an amazing reason why guys SHOULD date girls who read. we are jus too awesome. =P

Have a good rest of week.

Keep Smiling!!!

Happy Reading


“And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.” Roald Dahl (my fave books are The BFG, Matilda and The Twits…or and The Giraffe The Pelican and Me AND The Very Hungry Crocodile…okay he is just too awesome to choose a fave book!!!)

“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
Nothing is going to get better. It’s not.” Dr. Seuss (this guy is a GENIUS!!!! The Lorax movie is coming out next year and Taylor Swift is doing the voice of one fo the characters!!!)

“So many things become beautiful when you really look.” Lauren Oliver (author of Before I Fall and Delirium- both incredibly awesome books!!!)



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